A friend of mine used to catcall girls when we were in middle school.
I’m not embarrassed to say that I have friends who catcall,
Because if I was only friends with people who didn’t catcall,
I wouldn’t have any friends!
So this friend decided to catcall someone.
I can’t remember what he said exactly,
But when she turned around he realized that she was his aunt!
He didn’t know what to do.
He wanted the ground to open up and swallow him,
He wanted to disappear off the face of the earth.
He kept telling me, “How will she look at me?
How will she treat me?”